Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Space Exploration Never Looked so Good



This is hands down one of the best toys out there. Simple, sleek, easy to use and sure to give you an out-of-this-world O.

Click on one of 5 numbers for different kinds of vibes. You can pick your favorite combo like 2, 4, then back to 3. OR you can stick with good ol' reliable #5 for that steady, jackhammer sensation.

My only frustration with this shiny delight is the packaging. Just who tha hell are they marketing to? Mostly, MOSTLY, women will be using this toy, right? So why the wannabe porn star on the cover? Do they think women want to channel this busty, fishnet princess during space exploration? Do you think women want to BE her? DO her? Really, the girl looks like she hasn't seen a good time in ages. What, with that nicely coiffed hair and stern gaze.

I want to tell those little men in marketing to do away with the T&A on the packaging. Really, it's what's inside that counts.


Want to buy one? Let me know.